It has two J’s on the logo and I haven’t eaten here. I need to get my life straight
I have to admit this, until this afternoon, I have never eaten at Jimmy John’s. Seriously, I’ve never been. I have friends that work there and I have never been. Let me tell you something, I think that I have converted from eating at Subway to eating at Jimmy John’s. It’s just better and they deliver both literally and product-wise. It’s just better. Period.
Sorry Jared, you eat at Subway and you’re still pudgy. Doesn’t make sense.
Subway isn’t even in the same category as Jimmy John’s. Subway is to Jimmy John’s as rock and roll is to elevator music. There’s a good SAT question for you.
Without a doubt that is the best analogy for this situation.