Just got off work and it is raining (for lack of a better phrase), like a cow pissing on a flat rock. Being the good Texan that I am, I […]
Tonight my dad sent me this photo for Cinco de Mayo. Ha! Racist mayonnaise puns.
Watching the Ranger game this afternoon and saw Ron Washington in the dugout. Question: is that a cigarette or a pen?
This is my 300th post of my young blogging career. I’ve already posted 3 today, and I know what you’re thinking, “This is madness.” Sigh…if only I had a giant […]
…out. They’re out! So happy. I hate Brittany Griner and her man parts.
I woke up this morning and thought to myself, “Hey, I want some soup for dinner.” This isn’t your mama’s soup, son. This is man soup. Nothing but meat and […]
It’s Texas Independence Day. Proud to be a Texan. Just smell that freedom. No other state has that. Take that Mexico.
I love Stevie Ray Vaughan. He may be my favorite guitarist of all time. I can’t play guitar, but if I could, I’d want to play like him. He is […]
So I graduated this past December and I had to get a “big boy” job according to my mother. Anyway I work at a clinic as the Medical Assistant. I […]
Pretty much the story of my life. Question: how could you hate ZZ Top? Answers: You’re not Texan. You’re probably into the genre smooth jazz. You drive a Prius. You […]