While I was at lunch with some friends, we came to the conclusion that William Shakespeare was indeed a redneck. So we wrote this together, but I’m taking all the […]
I hate the Oakland Athletics. I’m not just saying that because I’m a Ranger fan, I’m saying it because I think everyone should hate them. This post is all the […]
As white trash as this sounds, I made some wine. Doesn’t sound white trash to you? Oh, let me explain. I made wine in a Ziplock bag. Boom. White trash […]
This is what I got for Christmas. You’re jealous as hell. I mean, who wouldn’t be? Communists. I digress. So I’ve started watching the movies and I will watching them […]
Really? Aaron Murray over Johnny Football? Look, I understand that Johnny has had some off the field “issues,” (here’s what I think about that), but there’s no way that Aaron […]
I’ve been blogging for two years today. Hard to believe people that I have been doing this for this long. Just would like to thank you all for reading and […]
Just got off work and it is raining (for lack of a better phrase), like a cow pissing on a flat rock. Being the good Texan that I am, I […]
Tonight my dad sent me this photo for Cinco de Mayo. Ha! Racist mayonnaise puns.
This is my 300th post of my young blogging career. I’ve already posted 3 today, and I know what you’re thinking, “This is madness.” Sigh…if only I had a giant […]
It’s Texas Independence Day. Proud to be a Texan. Just smell that freedom. No other state has that. Take that Mexico.