The Beard is Good

Just sitting in microbiology.

People driving me crazy.

A girl is mad that her boyfriend has a beard.

That is ridiculous.

She says it’s scratchy and she hates it.

What the fudge?

That’s so not cool.

All great men have had beards.

Abe Lincoln.

Brian Wilson.

My dad.

Jesus.

Well great men in history have had some sort of facial hair.

Teddy Roosevelt.

Rollie Fingers.

Yosemite Sam.

Aldo Raine.

On the other hand, there have been people who have had facial hair that weren’t the greatest of influencers.

Adolf Hitler.

Joseph Stalin.

Judas.

That’s beside the point.

All I’m saying is that she’s overreacting to the beard.

The beard is good.

Let it grow.

The irony is that I can’t grow facial hair.

Sigh.

One day I will and it will be a glorious beard.

Did you know that there is a show called Whisker Wars?

The whole show is about beards and competition and stuff.

Never watched it.

Google it.

Sounds dumb.

Oh well.

Keep choppin’ and get over the beard, girl.

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