Just sitting in microbiology.
People driving me crazy.
A girl is mad that her boyfriend has a beard.
That is ridiculous.
She says it’s scratchy and she hates it.
What the fudge?
That’s so not cool.
All great men have had beards.
Well great men in history have had some sort of facial hair.
On the other hand, there have been people who have had facial hair that weren’t the greatest of influencers.
That’s beside the point.
All I’m saying is that she’s overreacting to the beard.
The beard is good.
Let it grow.
The irony is that I can’t grow facial hair.
One day I will and it will be a glorious beard.
Did you know that there is a show called Whisker Wars?
The whole show is about beards and competition and stuff.
Never watched it.
Keep choppin’ and get over the beard, girl.