People I’d Punch in the Face

  • Any Kardashian
  • Associated persons of any Kardashian (Sorry Lamar)
  • Anyone on Jersey Shore
  • People who own “Rip Sticks”
  • The person in class that knows everything
  • The person in class that thinks they know everything
  • The person in class that ask a question (that isn’t relevant) every 5 minutes in class
  • Justin Bieber
  • The people who bash the Bible before the football games
  • People who think that Detroit is on the rebound in sports
  • Girls who splash water on me when walking to class while wearing rain boots
  • People who don’t make an attempt to look presentable to go to class
  • …actually let’s say “to go out in public”
  • Tim Tebow
  • People who park in my spot and I have to stay up to get them towed
  • Socialists
  • Communists
  • Kevin Fowler
  • Justin Bieber
  • Brandon Weeden (only if it’s in front of his kid)
  • Mr. Peanut
  • The Ham-burglar
  • Professor James Moriarty
  • Sammy Hagar
  • Phil Mickelson
  • Tiger Woods
  • The people who live above us (pick up your feet!)
  • Frat guys that act like frat guys (ie. douchebags)
  • People who ask for help with something big then won’t help you with something small
  • The Trix Rabbit
  • Roger Klotz
  • Texas Tech quarterbacks
  • Those who think that RGIII is going to win the Heisman
  • Snobby blog writers…wait a minute
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4 responses to “People I’d Punch in the Face

  1. People you should add:

    – Tim Duncan
    – Albert Pujols
    – Justin Blackmon
    – Mack Brown
    – Anybody who attends, attended or associates themselves with Texas Tech
    – RGIII himself
    – Vince Young
    – Anybody with an oblique injury (only if the Tigers lose)
    – That team that beat us in 4v4 football week one last year (pricks)
    – Stephen Garcia (Only because he used the word flabbergasted)
    – Jackson Shipley
    – Chipper Jones

    People to take off the list:

    – Tim Tebow (He is the savior of the entire NFL)
    – The Ham-burglar (Cheeseburger Randy’s celebrity look-alike)

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  2. I was half expecting Justin Beiber to come up for a third time in your list … Oh well, will have to make do with snooby blog writers 😀

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