Yes, “Everyone Poops” is the greatest book EVER written in the history of printed literature.
It’s just about poop and how everyone does it. It was because of this book that I learned that elephants make big poop and mice make tiny poop. I learned that since everything eats it must poop. Yep. It changed my life from the life lessons it’s taught me.
I don’t feel bad for posting this because everyone does poop.
Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop.
Potty humor 🙂
Jaybird is the Word 
Grandma makes a side poop that goes into a bag.
You weren’t cool if you didn’t have a copy of this book. I had to steal it from a friend.
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Someone read it to me when I was a kid and that same person read it to me when I was 20 years old. It was more life changing then than it was when I was a kid.
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