Groundhog Day

This has to be the dumbest day of the year. If you aren’t aware of the tradition, if a groundhog sees its shadow (ie sunny outside), that means 6 more weeks of winter. But if he doesn’t see his shadow, winter is almost over.

What the heck? Is that backwards? Please tell me why that makes more sense than not seeing your shadow means winter is still here.

And it’s like that all over the world too. If it’s raining, winter is over. But it’s sunny, get ready for more winter.

Yes. This makes perfect sense. *rolls eyes*

Stupid groundhogs. You don’t let me have a day off from school and you look like an obese squirrel. I hope when you see your shadow you have a heart attack and die. Jerks.

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