I was reading the newspaper the other day and I see a lot of people that are getting married are sending in pictures of themselves to be in the newspaper. That has to be one of the dumbest things in the world to me. It’s like the couple is saying “Hey, look how happy we are and guess how lonely you are.”
I think if you put your face in a newspaper to show the world that you are getting married, you have to post a picture of the two of you after you start filing for divorce. It can even be the same picture. You could just split it right down the middle. Then I could look through it and see who is on the rebound this week.