Cake for Breakfast

Someone in class said that they had cake for breakfast and it was “so good.” That’s crazy. If she were to add a couple of eggs to it, then it would be breakfast because ________ + eggs = breakfast. Steak and potatoes, dinner only. Add a couple of eggs, Well good morning, Captain. Chili for breakfast? Did you just jump off a boxcar? Add a couple eggs and some tortillas, you’ve got huevos rancheros, mi amigo. Lemon meringue pie and vodka before noon? What? Add a couple of eggs…

I don’t care what time of the day it is, you’ve got a problem.

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