The iPhone Umbilical Cord Charger

Searched “iPhone charger cord” on Google. This came up. The charger partially swallows the phone to almost create a “womb” of sorts for your iPhone to charge in. But that’s not all, readers. As if this thing weren’t already creepy to look at, it actually moves and pulsates as it provides power, or “life”, to the iPhone. I, uh…words escape me on this one, really.

Here’s a video.

Kill. It. With. Fire.