Tonight at around 10pm, I shaved my mustache. It’s a sad night for me. It only took me forever to grow and it didn’t “look good” according to some people. I thought it was the best thing ever, but I had to let it go.
I’m sorry, mustache. I love you and I miss you, but we’ll see each other soon.
…more like three or four months, but we’ll see each other again.