Rocket is studying for an exam as we speak. Like most college students, he jams out to Pandora while doing it.
Seems harmless enough, right? Wrong. You see, Rocket owns some Beats headphones. They’re noise cancelling and he knows a lot of the words to songs so he’s singing.
He can’t sing. Like at all. He is bad. He is as good at singing as I am being a woman.
Thank the Lord he is an accounting major and not a singer.