I just found out Nickelback has a new album. Yeah. Nickelback has a new album coming out.
Why are they still making music? Seriously, why are they still making music? Don’t they realize that everyone thinks they suck? Don’t believe me? Check www.doesnickelbacksuck.com.
The only good song they had was none of them. It’s hard to get into them; they’re just so aggressive in being terrible. They all just sound they same. They’re like the Taylor Swift of rock music (if you can call it rock…or music). If you can believe it, they have a greatest “hits” album.
I think what’s the worst thing about the whole thing is that they’re Canadian. No offense to our neighbors to the north, but you keep sending us crap musicians.
Justin Bieber, crap.
The only good music that comes from Canada is Rush. Why? Rush is variety bitch.
What really scares me is that people are thinking that they are good, and potentially, one day they could be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. We are already pushing it with ABBA being in there. Why are they still getting money to keep making crappy music? People keep buying their crappy music. People, stop giving Chad Kroeger money.
We get it, Chad, you’re a douche because you rip music off of yourself (instead of other people like a real rockstar) and because your name is Chad. Power chords don’t make you tough and get some fiber in your diet because you sound constipated.
Nickelback sucks and they need to stop making money and music.