Awkward Blog

Hello readers.

Look at your blog.

Now back to my blog.

Look at your blog.

Now back to my blog.

Sadly, it isn’t mine.

But if you stop being a terrible writer, your blog could look like mine.

Look down at your key board.

Now back up.

Where are you?

You’re still on the internet with the blog your blog could be like.

What’s on your mouse?

Back at me.

I have it.

It’s just your computer mouse connected to your computer.

Look again.

It’s still just your computer mouse.

Anything is possible if you start writing your blog like mine and not like a small kindergarten child.

I’m on twitter. (@goodolejaybird)

How many of you read it like Isaiah “The Man Your Man Could Smell Like” Mustafa? I didn’t know what else to write about. I’m in a slump. Like Tiger Woods, but I’m not terrible. Ok so I’m not like Tiger at all, but I needed to post something.

So…umm…this is kind of awkward. Like bumping into an ex-girlfriend that didn’t break off on the best of terms and she gives you a hug like everything is just peachy or a person that you don’t know comes up to you and talks to you like they know you or a…

…I think you get it.

I like the awkward moments in life. Awkward silences. Awkward faces. All the awkwardness of our awkward lives that make everything awkward. I embrace the awkward and try to make awkward moments happen. I think it’s because I want to see how people react to awkwardness. Can they improvise and think on their toes? Heck I don’t know. Maybe I’m just an awkward person in general and I don’t really have to try and make awkward moments.

I said awkward 11 times in that last paragraph.  

Actually, now that I think about it, this whole post is awkward. I went from a parody on an Old Spice commercial to awkward moments that really have no connection to the other. I think that’s what I’m going to title this blog: “Awkward Blog.” It has a nice ring to it. I guess this part of the blog is pointless since you already know what the title is at this point in the blog…assuming you haven’t closed the window already.

…this…is…awkward.